Oddest Title of the Year?

So I just heard of something called the "Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year"
It is a humorous literary award given to - yes, you guessed it - the book with the oddest title that was published that year.
Some of my favorites from the list of past winners include:

• Last Chance at Love - Terminal Romances
• The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History, and Its Role in the World Today 
• How to Avoid Huge Ships (wtf?)
• Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
• Living with Crazy Buttocks
• If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs (rofl)
• Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice (Nude mice??)

I believe some books actually get published with this prize in mind! 
Have you any submissions for this year's Oddest Title prize?


More info:
Wiki on Diagram Prize